June 2012
21 posts
1 tag
excuse me while i go back into reality
and back to hating my life.
for the next 10 or more hours
god help me, one person says the wrong thing tonight
and i.will.flip.
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What most people say: Fuck, 15 minutes of trailers, this is bullshit
What I think: OH MY LORD HERE COME THE TRAILERS OH BOY OH BOY I WONDER WHAT THEY'LL BE I'M GOING TO GIF EVERYTHING WHEN I GET HOME OH SOMEONE HOLD ME IS THAT A NEW CELEBRITY CRUSH FOR ME TO BLOG ABOUT WHAT'S YOUR NAME BABY WHAT'S YOUR SIGN... OH LOOK THAT GIRL AND THAT GUY JUST WALKED INTO THE SAME COFFEE SHOP AND STOOD BEHIND EACH OTHER IN LINE I SHIP IT SOMEONE COVER ME IN TISSUES DO YOU HEAR THAT SOUND IT IS THE SOUND OF MY HEART BREAKING THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG GOD MY FEELS ARE ALL OVER THE FLOOR WITH THE POPCORN I THREW FLAILING ABOUT IN FANGIRL FRUSTRATION TAKE THE WHEEL DEER GOD
What I say: Yo, that looks good.
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Spent 99% of the day crying
This is probably not a good thing
The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
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i swear to god my right leg is bigger than my left
and it’s wigging me the FUCK out.
;_________;
May 2012
122 posts
4 tags
SKINNED MY KNEE LAST NIGHT
hurts like a bitch this morning
;________;
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i hate that porn / hentai is ruining some of my...
stop it you sick fucks, just stop it.
